NOT FORGETTING YOU O MY PUBLIC ENEMIES (HILARIOUS)

ECG- Didn’t want to be forgotten right? Well you sure got our attention: Candles present, lights on…Candles missing, ‘dark on’. I need permit to be a next door neighbour to Akosombo Dam. I need direct power!

AFARI GYAN- The ‘Pressure’ on you is the solution. It can drive the Akosombo turbines

ONE GHANA CEDI- Where have you been all this while? Responds- with the 'trotro mate o'.

GBC- My new TV set looks so old minutes I tune in to your channel! What has changed?

NATIONAL SERVICE SECRETATRIAT- You do ‘posting’ and not ‘exporting’: how did my best friend end up in Burkina Faso?

ANNOUNCEMENT- PEACE WANTED! Dead or Alive. What did they mean? Oh that's their dog's name!

DEDE AYEW- I'm sure with you we will bring the World Cup home right?

WOYOME- We didn’t expect to see Santa…we expected to see you! Where did all the money go? And where were the Santaclausians (Adisco Boys)?

UCC- At the IEA Debate, Prof Naana and Kojo Oppong Nkrumah made us ploud… ‘Proud I mean’, one person couldn’t escape the University of Constant Confusion (UCC)- Ayariga

GWCL- Here is my empty bucket: did you say to your office or the Flagstaff House?

CHINA PHONE- 3 pieces plus a woofer equals a successful funeral!   

MTN- PERMISSION TO USE MY OWN CREDIT: Dear Sir, I formally write to you....

POLITICIANS- You are the reason for God. The day you solve our problems, God retires!

Despite your shortfalls, we do appreciate your efforts. Happy New Year Once again!